Where is Colonel Mustard?

What's happened to Colonel Mustard?
Did the Colonel work out the controls and use the escape pod?   Was she abducted by aliens?  Did the lovely french man from episode 1 come back and take her away from all the madness?  Was the feline sleeper cell finally activated into action?  Did Truffle the Wonderdog scare her into a corner and she hasn't come out yet?  Is she afraid for her safety?
Stay tuned for the final double episode of  "The adventures of Colonel Mustard and lady Penelope"
Coming soon to a blog near you.