Day 7 - Has it only been a week??????
First we were forced to watch the tall ones eat, without a skerrick of food for us. I was so hungry - I'm always sooooo veeeerrrryyyyy hungry!!!!!! I found a stick - and yes - I am ashamed to admit - I ate it. Oh the humiliation of it all!
|My humiliating meal - oh the shame of it all!!!|
|The game works like this: Penny chases the ball, Truffle chases Penny, Penny brings the ball back, repeat ....|
After a while I realised, that this was a place where other cruel captors brought their prisoners to humiliate them in the open with games like "ball" and "stick" and "romp" - Oh MY GOD! They tried to sniff my butt! I feared for my safety, but I soldiered on, all the while plotting another escape attempt. I was almost on the brink of freedom, when I realised I was attached to a great lanyard - where did this come from??? - stretching for miles it seemed. Cruelly, although my captors seemed to be far away, they were still firmly attached to me by this line! Drat! Another escape attempt thwarted.
|Drat! I almost made it into the undergrowth!|
|Truffle's futile attempt at subduing the enemy|
|The enormous hill - Penny even had to carry her own ball|
|All that remains of a previous boot camp enlistee - ooooh the humanity!|
Mother, Father, please know that as I write this blog, I am thinking of you, and the thought of returning home from active service keeps me ....... what..... WHATTT!!!!....
WAIT! WHO PUT THAT IMAGE IN HERE!!!! I did NOT, I repeat I DID NOT, I NEVER..... NO , I never SNUGGLED with that Tattooed woman!!!! Who put that photo in here!!!????